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13 Nov, 2008

IM/PERFECT

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: Art

Recently, fellow blogger Doe Deere asked, “Do you dress to impress anyone?” I’m quite embarrassed to admit that I had never really thought about that before - and so the question haunted me. Who do I dress for? Am I dressing for myself, or for the world around me?

I’ll admit that I don’t dress the way I want to. I always invent reasons to put back a beautiful dress or blouse. “My stomach is too round, my thighs are too big, this will emphasize my butt.” Why does this matter so much to me? What am I afraid of?

And so, in my usual fashion, I decided to work it out with my camera. I stood in front of the lens and twisted, turned, jumped, danced and sighed. I wore a simple camisole and a clingy skirt. And when it was all over, I felt very, very strange. Part of me said, “I look fine.” The other part said, “My god, this is horrifying.” The more I look at the images, however … that other part, the negative part, is becoming harder and harder to hear.

I’m perfect. I am imperfect.

Who do I dress for? Starting now, I dress for me.

11 Nov, 2008

Diary of A WoW Noob - Volume One

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: I'm A Big Fucking Nerd

I’ve said it before, and I will say it again: World of Warcraft truly is a world of it’s own. It has it’s own economy, transportation systems, and languages. Yes, languages. I’m not just talking about orcish and elvish and all that. I’m talking about the way players communicate with each other! The first time I entered a city in-game I was completely overwhelmed by the speed at which people were chatting and the terminology they used. I began to invent my own definitions for those phrases I saw repeated over and over again:

Mats: Woven floor rugs on which to sit whilst enchanting. This way, your fancy magic robes won’t get dirty! Sometimes your mats get dirty - that’s why people offer, “my mats or yours!”

Pally: A term of endearment.

Ret Pally: A term of endearment for the mentally challenged.

Epic Mount: Super-good sex.

Gratz: Gaming makes people hungry, and when you’re hungry, you misspell things. These people just want some grits!

And on and on. Obviously, I’ve since figured out what everything means ( and I sincerely apologize to those retribution paladins!) but there is still so much for me to learn! I can definitely see how easy it would be to become completely addicted to this game - there is a lot to accomplish, and it’s fun. I’m pretty psyched for the expansion, and I’ve only been playing for about a month!

Until next week!

10 Nov, 2008

The Bird In The Bargain Aisle

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: Life

I would like to tell you a story.

This all took place in a little college town somewhere in New York, the kind of place that never really loses the strange, sleepy feeling that seems to follow students around like a cloud.

One Sunday, I woke up very early and decided to walk from campus to the grocery store. The grocery was mostly empty, just me and a handful of elderly people. We all shuffled around lethargically, handling fruit and nodding at each other in passing. Being a poor college student, I headed down the bargain aisle, where the dented soup cans and recently expired bakery items were sent to die.

Then the little bird fluttered down from one of the shelves and sat before me. He cocked his head to one side in that funny quizzical way birds do. We stared at each other until a woman with a squeaky basket pulled into the aisle from behind me. The bird flapped his wings and vanished back into one of the shelves.

“Oh!” said the woman. “Was that a bird?”

I turned and rushed to the front of the store. The bird was missing a great deal of feathers on one of his wings - he was probably hurt and seeking a safe place to hide. I couldn’t just leave him there.

“Can I help you?” asked a voice. I found a little person glaring up at me. She wore the grocery store’s uniform.

“There’s a bird over in the bargain aisle,” I told her. “I think it may be hurt.”

She nodded. “Alright then. Grab a bucket - we’ll try to catch it and call the animal hospital.”

And just like that, she snatched a bucket and took off. Fast as lightning. I had to wonder how many times she’d done this before.

We must have looked pretty strange - a goofy looking college girl in combat boots and oversized coat, and a little person wielding a bucket and a handful of bread. I think that once or twice some customers peeked into the aisle, but none dared to enter and ask just what the hell we were doing. We tried and tried to capture the little bird, but he kept jumping out, flying over our heads, and then hiding again.

“I’m going to call the animal hospital,” the grocery clerk told me. “They’re better equipped to handle this. You can go on home now. I’ll make sure he’s taken care of.”

I stepped out into the cold and began to make my way back to campus. Not home, which was elsewhere. The sun was shining. I wrapped my arms around myself and laughed. The day had barely begun - most people were probably just rolling out of bed. And I?

I had met the bird in the bargain aisle.

07 Nov, 2008

Three Year Old

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: Laugh

I would totally want to get pregnant if I could be guaranteed my kid would be as awesome as this one!

06 Nov, 2008

Shoemaker Elves

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: Laugh

I love my cats, and I know they love me. I have proof!

See, every night, while I am sleeping, my cats organize a scavenger hunt for me. They creep around the house, take my things, and hide them in strange places. My eyeglasses, chapstick, favorite ball-point pen, all of it. Today I woke up and realized that my contact lens case was gone. I spent a good thirty minutes hunting, and finally found it tucked into a corner of the closet! Last week, my camera lens cap joined the game, and I have yet to discover it! It’s so nice to know that my cats put so much effort into this.

In a weird way, they are like the shoemaker elves, only instead of increasing my productivity, they have found a way to keep me from ever getting anything done.

Hooray (?)

04 Nov, 2008

History

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: Be Inspired

We just made it.

04 Nov, 2008

The Holiday Is Over

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: Life

I’m back! Photos have been posted on my Flickr - feel free to check them out!

Some highlights:

- After seeing my ID, an airline worker told me I had a “sassy” photograph.
- Upon learning that I was from New York, a cab driver informed me “I love New York women. From the whole state. They have such an air of business. They know what they want and they go right out and get it.”
- My cousin was chosen to be part of Belle’s interactive storytime as Gaston!
- I helped a gardener at my hotel chase a small black & white kitten around. Neither of us knew where the kitten came from.
- The valet at the Embassy Suites called a fancy-pants town car for me, and it ended up being cheaper than a cab would have been.
- I got to see my adorable cousins experience Disney World for the first time!

31 Oct, 2008

Flying Day

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: Music

Here are a few songs from my “airplane playlist” - listen & pretend like you’re on your way to the destination of your dreams! Oh, and if you’re wondering - does she ever listen to normal music? - the answer, of course, is no. Ha!


Split Enz - “Six Months In A Leaky Boat”


Oingo Boingo - “Dead Man’s Party”


Trees - “Delta Sleep”


Gorillaz - “Demon Days”


Girl Talk - “Too Deep”


mc chris - “wiid”

I love the maker of this video for putting his phone number up! I’m quite tempted to call him now …

30 Oct, 2008

Introducing … Diary of a WoW Noob!

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: Gaming| I'm A Big Fucking Nerd

Yes, that’s right. I’m creating a new column dedicated entirely to my journey through Azeroth! World of Warcraft truly is a world of it’s own, and in the little time that I’ve been playing I’ve found myself utterly confused, amused, and occasionally, quite moved by my experiences and interactions with other players.

So keep your eyes peeled - the first article goes up next week!

29 Oct, 2008

The Age of Wonder

Posted by: Fay Grimm In: Be Inspired| Fun| Life

( by chilecowboy )

On Friday, I will be boarding a plane to Orlando, Florida.

Why?

Well, for two reasons: my cousins, Julia and Thomas. They will be visiting Walt Disney World for the very first time, and I simply cannot miss sharing the experience with them. I am so excited to see the looks on their faces! We have been calling each other quite a bit in the past couple of weeks, squealing at each other. Their enthusiasm is infectious - it’s hard to be down on the world, the economy, or life in general, when you spend time with children. They truly exist in a state of “constant, total amazement!”

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    Fay Grimm isn't my real name, but this is the Internet! Pseudonyms are part of the fun. I'm a flighty, snarky, occasionally productive young woman living in Virginia with my cats, Jackson & Tesla.

    I created Bright Young Thing so that I would have a place to chronicle all the strange and magical things that happen to me. Every day is a chance for adventure, and the "constant total amazement" I feel is something I have to share!

    Come & join me, won't you?

    "The key to immortality is first to live a life worth remembering." - Bruce Lee